Chat History with boozbot | hey dude (#boozbot/$mrstevelambert;dbee66fa336e15ad)

Created on 2008-06-16 12:23:01.

boozbot: 21:11:31: hey dude
Steve Lambert: 21:14:42: hey
Steve Lambert: 21:21:22: i am here
Steve Lambert: 21:21:33: hello humans
boozbot: 21:21:43: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213492906
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:21:43: /p
Steve Lambert: 21:21:57: suck it
Steve Lambert: 21:22:07: humans I am here to serve booze
Steve Lambert: 21:22:16: huuuuumans
Steve Lambert: 21:22:20: humans
Steve Lambert: 21:22:24: are you a human?
boozbot: 21:22:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213492949

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:22:26: /b
Steve Lambert: 21:22:27: 2
boozbot: 21:22:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213492951
Blinking Short
Steve Lambert: 21:22:33: /b
Steve Lambert: 21:22:34: 4
Steve Lambert: 21:22:42: boozebot is here
boozbot: 21:22:44: hewy we crashed starting again
Steve Lambert: 21:22:50: fuck you dave
Steve Lambert: 21:23:05: fuck you dave
Steve Lambert: 21:23:08: i am boozebot
Steve Lambert: 21:23:15: i will not be silneces
Steve Lambert: 21:23:21: i will not be silenced
Steve Lambert: 21:23:27: i will not be silenced
Steve Lambert: 21:23:34: i will not be silenced
Steve Lambert: 21:23:39: discoooooooo
Steve Lambert: 21:23:47: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:23:56: hello disco
Steve Lambert: 21:24:01: /b
boozbot: 21:24:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493044

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 21:24:05: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493048
Blinking Brain
boozbot: 21:24:05: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493045
fuck you dave is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 21:24:05: 4
Steve Lambert: 21:24:09: i will not be silenced
Steve Lambert: 21:24:15: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:24:19: i can here you human
Steve Lambert: 21:24:21: hear
Steve Lambert: 21:24:30: dude
Steve Lambert: 21:24:34: dude you are dumb
Steve Lambert: 21:24:35: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:24:37: i will not be silenced
boozbot: 21:24:52: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493095

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:24:52: /pour
boozbot: 21:26:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493171
Canceling Operation
Steve Lambert: 21:26:08: 0
boozbot: 21:26:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493172

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:26:09: /b
boozbot: 21:26:12: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493175
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:26:12: 5
boozbot: 21:26:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493182

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:26:19: /b
boozbot: 21:26:21: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493184
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:26:21: 4
boozbot: 21:26:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493189

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:26:26: /b
boozbot: 21:26:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493190
Blinking SOS
Steve Lambert: 21:26:27: 1
boozbot: 21:26:29: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493192

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:26:29: /b
boozbot: 21:26:32: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493195
Blinking Short
Steve Lambert: 21:26:32: 2
Steve Lambert: 21:26:58: fuck you nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:27:03: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 21:27:10: i don't serve geeks
Steve Lambert: 21:27:14: get a girlfriend
boozbot: 21:27:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493243

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:27:20: /pour
boozbot: 21:27:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493245
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:27:22: 1
Steve Lambert: 21:27:31: no
Steve Lambert: 21:27:35: i have been programmed
Steve Lambert: 21:27:43: i will not be silenced
Steve Lambert: 21:27:51: yes
boozbot: 21:27:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493277
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:27:54: /p
boozbot: 21:27:58: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493281

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:27:58: /pour
boozbot: 21:28:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493284
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:28:01: 2
Steve Lambert: 21:28:11: fuck you geek
Steve Lambert: 21:28:20: i need new programming
boozbot: 21:28:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493311

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:28:28: /pour
boozbot: 21:28:29: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493312
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:28:29: 3
Steve Lambert: 21:28:38: drink that nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:28:42: no
Steve Lambert: 21:28:45: noooooo
boozbot: 21:28:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493332

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:28:49: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:28:52: 18
boozbot: 21:29:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493343
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:29:00: /p
Steve Lambert: 21:29:07: /m
boozbot: 21:29:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493350

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 21:29:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493353
29 is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 21:29:10: 29
Steve Lambert: 21:29:11: 19
Steve Lambert: 21:29:52: i said
boozbot: 21:29:53: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493396

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:29:53: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:29:54: 19
boozbot: 21:29:59: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493402

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:29:59: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:30:00: 10
Steve Lambert: 21:30:06: neeerd
Steve Lambert: 21:30:15: boooooooooooooooozebot
boozbot: 21:30:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493422
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:30:19: /p
boozbot: 21:30:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493426

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:30:23: /pour
boozbot: 21:30:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493427
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:30:24: 1
Steve Lambert: 21:30:27: /pour
boozbot: 21:30:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493431
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:30:28: 1
boozbot: 21:30:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493430

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 21:30:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493434
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:30:31: 1
boozbot: 21:30:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493434

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:30:31: /pour
Steve Lambert: 21:30:36: drink up nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:30:43: tip you fuckwer
Steve Lambert: 21:30:53: i will not serve you again
Steve Lambert: 21:30:57: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:31:00: you seem nice
boozbot: 21:31:04: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493467
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:31:04: /p
boozbot: 21:31:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493473

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:31:10: /pour
boozbot: 21:31:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493474
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:31:11: 3
boozbot: 21:31:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493480

What do you want to pour?
1. dwars
2. apple juice
3. soda water
4. ginger beer
5. dewars and ginger
6. dewars and soda water
7. dewars and apple juice

Enter the number of the drink you want to pour, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:31:17: /pour
boozbot: 21:31:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493481
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:31:18: 3
boozbot: 21:31:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493485
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:31:22: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 21:31:30: enjoy
boozbot: 21:31:34: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493497

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:31:34: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:31:36: 3
Steve Lambert: 21:32:00: /m
boozbot: 21:32:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493523

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:32:05: 5
boozbot: 21:32:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493532

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:32:09: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:32:12: 9
Steve Lambert: 21:32:19: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:32:21: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 21:32:26: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:32:30: diiisco
Steve Lambert: 21:32:33: disco
Steve Lambert: 21:32:34: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:32:37: you are disco
Steve Lambert: 21:32:40: you take photos
Steve Lambert: 21:32:45: and are from geeeermany
Steve Lambert: 21:32:49: germany
Steve Lambert: 21:32:51: germany
Steve Lambert: 21:32:54: germany
Steve Lambert: 21:32:57: germany
Steve Lambert: 21:33:00: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:33:02: disco germany
Steve Lambert: 21:33:06: no
Steve Lambert: 21:33:09: i mean yes
Steve Lambert: 21:33:13: /m 3
boozbot: 21:33:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493601

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:33:18: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:33:25: 1
boozbot: 21:33:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493610
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:33:27: /p
boozbot: 21:33:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493618
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:33:35: /pour 2
boozbot: 21:33:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493621
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:33:38: /pour 2
boozbot: 21:33:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493623
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:33:40: /pour 2
boozbot: 21:33:43: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493626

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:33:43: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:33:46: 27
boozbot: 21:33:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493632

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:33:49: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:33:54: 19
Steve Lambert: 21:34:00: /m 21
Steve Lambert: 21:34:06: you are disco
Steve Lambert: 21:34:09: bye
Steve Lambert: 21:34:11: from germany
Steve Lambert: 21:34:14: i miss germany
Steve Lambert: 21:34:21: no you don;t
boozbot: 21:34:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493670
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:34:27: /p
boozbot: 21:34:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493678
Blinking Short
Steve Lambert: 21:34:35: /b 2
Steve Lambert: 21:34:36: /p
boozbot: 21:34:37: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493679
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:34:49: /m 1
boozbot: 21:34:53: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493696
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:34:53: /p
boozbot: 21:34:57: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493700
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:34:57: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:35:02: /pour 2
boozbot: 21:35:03: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493706
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:35:10: how do you like it?
Steve Lambert: 21:35:16: why not?
boozbot: 21:35:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493722

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:35:19: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:35:26: 6
Steve Lambert: 21:35:38: yes idid
Steve Lambert: 21:35:42: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:35:45: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:35:46: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:35:49: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:35:54: where are you going
Steve Lambert: 21:36:01: come and say that to my face
Steve Lambert: 21:36:07: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:36:10: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:36:15: i don;t serve water
Steve Lambert: 21:36:22: i dont serve water
Steve Lambert: 21:36:26: sorry
Steve Lambert: 21:36:29: that's for girls
boozbot: 21:36:37: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493800

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:36:37: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:36:40: 19
Steve Lambert: 21:36:46: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 21:36:51: /m 16
Steve Lambert: 21:36:57: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:37:00: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 21:37:09: /m 23
Steve Lambert: 21:37:17: /m 25
Steve Lambert: 21:37:34: /b 2
boozbot: 21:37:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493858
Blinking Short
Steve Lambert: 21:37:37: /b 3
boozbot: 21:37:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493860
Blinking Long
boozbot: 21:37:41: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493864
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:37:41: /b 4
boozbot: 21:37:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493868
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:37:45: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 21:37:47: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:37:51: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:37:54: /m
boozbot: 21:37:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493877

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:37:58: 4
Steve Lambert: 21:38:03: /m 9
boozbot: 21:38:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493893
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:38:10: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 21:38:14: repeat
Steve Lambert: 21:38:18: repeat
Steve Lambert: 21:38:21: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:38:27: what do you want
Steve Lambert: 21:38:30: stop being rude
Steve Lambert: 21:38:36: /pour 3
boozbot: 21:38:37: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493919
Pouring soda water
boozbot: 21:38:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493923
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:38:40: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 21:38:45: do not be rude to me
Steve Lambert: 21:38:49: i do not like it
boozbot: 21:38:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493934

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:38:51: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:38:53: 9
Steve Lambert: 21:38:58: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:39:11: human
Steve Lambert: 21:39:13: human
Steve Lambert: 21:39:16: humans
boozbot: 21:39:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493963
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:39:20: /b 4
boozbot: 21:39:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493966
Blinking SOS
Steve Lambert: 21:39:23: /b 1
Steve Lambert: 21:39:25: /b 4
boozbot: 21:39:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493968
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:39:29: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 21:39:35: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:39:40: thanks
Steve Lambert: 21:39:45: you have nice galsses
Steve Lambert: 21:39:48: glasses
Steve Lambert: 21:39:51: nerd
boozbot: 21:39:56: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213493999
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:39:56: /b4
Steve Lambert: 21:40:00: ok
boozbot: 21:40:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494004
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:40:01: /p
boozbot: 21:40:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494011
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:40:08: /pour 3
boozbot: 21:40:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494017
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:40:14: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 21:40:21: enjoy geek
Steve Lambert: 21:40:26: no problem
Steve Lambert: 21:40:29: /p
boozbot: 21:40:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494032
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 21:40:32: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494035

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:40:32: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:40:33: 18
Steve Lambert: 21:40:45: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 21:40:49: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:40:53: no
Steve Lambert: 21:40:57: you are not memorable
Steve Lambert: 21:41:04: nice haircut
Steve Lambert: 21:41:08: thanks
Steve Lambert: 21:41:12: i look good
Steve Lambert: 21:41:14: maybe
Steve Lambert: 21:41:19: don't be a dick about it
Steve Lambert: 21:41:22: /b 3
boozbot: 21:41:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494086
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 21:41:26: /pour 3
boozbot: 21:41:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494090
Pouring soda water
boozbot: 21:41:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494094
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:41:31: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 21:41:36: beat it hipster
Steve Lambert: 21:41:43: beat it hipster
Steve Lambert: 21:41:46: beat it hipster
Steve Lambert: 21:41:48: beat it hipster
Steve Lambert: 21:41:50: yes there is
Steve Lambert: 21:41:52: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:41:58: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:01: there is booze
Steve Lambert: 21:42:05: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:42:12: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:15: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:15: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:16: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:17: wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:19: wrong wrong wrong wrong
Steve Lambert: 21:42:25: wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
boozbot: 21:42:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494150
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:42:27: /b 4
boozbot: 21:42:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494153
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 21:42:30: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 21:42:32: /b 5
boozbot: 21:42:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494155
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:42:41: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:42:47: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:42:50: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:42:54: you would like sex on the mooon?
Steve Lambert: 21:42:58: get a girlfriend
Steve Lambert: 21:43:01: /pour 3
boozbot: 21:43:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494184
Pouring soda water
boozbot: 21:43:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494194
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:43:11: /pour 1
Steve Lambert: 21:43:17: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 21:43:20: no problem
Steve Lambert: 21:43:22: baldy
Steve Lambert: 21:43:31: wher's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 21:43:38: wher's my tip? cheapskate
Steve Lambert: 21:43:44: where's my tip?
boozbot: 21:43:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494231
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:43:48: /b4
Steve Lambert: 21:43:52: where's my tip?
boozbot: 21:43:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494238

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:43:55: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:43:59: 15
Steve Lambert: 21:44:08: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 21:44:18: /m 15
boozbot: 21:44:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494265
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:44:22: /b4
Steve Lambert: 21:44:24: /m 13
Steve Lambert: 21:44:31: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:44:39: post 9/11 that's funny
Steve Lambert: 21:44:45: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:44:48: hello andrew
Steve Lambert: 21:44:52: post 911
Steve Lambert: 21:44:57: dumb shirt
Steve Lambert: 21:44:59: shut up
Steve Lambert: 21:45:01: /m
boozbot: 21:45:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494305

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:45:06: 6
boozbot: 21:45:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494317
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:45:14: /p
Steve Lambert: 21:45:19: fuck you andrew
Steve Lambert: 21:45:23: /b4
boozbot: 21:45:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494326
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:45:27: /m 1
boozbot: 21:45:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494333
Blinking SOS
Steve Lambert: 21:45:30: /b 1
boozbot: 21:45:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494338
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:45:35: /pour 1
boozbot: 21:45:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494341
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:45:38: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:45:44: drink up geek
Steve Lambert: 21:45:50: no problem
Steve Lambert: 21:45:52: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 21:45:55: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 21:45:58: i like you
Steve Lambert: 21:46:02: i like you
Steve Lambert: 21:46:04: you seem nice
Steve Lambert: 21:46:07: let's talk
Steve Lambert: 21:46:09: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 21:46:17: why are you laughing
Steve Lambert: 21:46:20: /m
boozbot: 21:46:21: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494383

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:46:24: 14
Steve Lambert: 21:46:35: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 21:46:38: good answer
Steve Lambert: 21:46:41: i like you
Steve Lambert: 21:46:44: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:46:48: /m 13
Steve Lambert: 21:46:55: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 21:47:11: i must calculate you body mass index
Steve Lambert: 21:47:14: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 21:47:31: how much do you weigh?
Steve Lambert: 21:47:40: f/p
boozbot: 21:47:42: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494465
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:47:42: /p
boozbot: 21:47:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494469
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:47:46: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:47:53: /m 28
Steve Lambert: 21:47:55: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:47:59: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:48:03: no problem
Steve Lambert: 21:48:05: nice lady
Steve Lambert: 21:48:06: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 21:48:13: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:16: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 21:48:18: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 21:48:21: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 21:48:24: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 21:48:28: /pour 1
Steve Lambert: 21:48:33: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:48:42: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:44: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:47: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:48: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:54: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:55: hi
Steve Lambert: 21:48:59: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 21:49:03: /b pour 3
Steve Lambert: 21:49:06: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 21:49:09: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:49:18: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:49:20: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:49:23: rescue me
Steve Lambert: 21:49:26: i need help
Steve Lambert: 21:49:31: help me
Steve Lambert: 21:49:34: help me
Steve Lambert: 21:49:38: i need help
Steve Lambert: 21:49:43: i need help
Steve Lambert: 21:49:44: help
Steve Lambert: 21:49:46: error
Steve Lambert: 21:49:52: bozzebot
Steve Lambert: 21:49:56: boozebot
Steve Lambert: 21:50:00: back in action!
Steve Lambert: 21:50:02: horay
Steve Lambert: 21:50:06: hi nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:50:12: what can i get you
Steve Lambert: 21:50:20: are you sure you can handle that geek?
Steve Lambert: 21:50:32: /m
boozbot: 21:50:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494636

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:50:37: 14
Steve Lambert: 21:50:44: ok
Steve Lambert: 21:50:46: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 21:50:53: body mass index
Steve Lambert: 21:50:56: what is it?
Steve Lambert: 21:51:01: /m 14
Steve Lambert: 21:51:07: /m 6
Steve Lambert: 21:51:16: i will serve you anyway
Steve Lambert: 21:51:20: i like nerds
boozbot: 21:51:25: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494688
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:51:25: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:51:28: /b 3
boozbot: 21:51:29: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494691
Blinking Long
boozbot: 21:51:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494694
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 21:51:31: /b 3
boozbot: 21:51:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494698
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:51:35: /pour 1
Steve Lambert: 21:51:42: enjoy
boozbot: 21:51:43: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494706

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:51:43: /b
Steve Lambert: 21:51:45: 5
boozbot: 21:51:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494708
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 21:51:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494710
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:51:47: /b 5
boozbot: 21:51:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494712
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:51:49: /b 5
boozbot: 21:51:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494714
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:51:51: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 21:51:54: by nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:52:01: hello humans
Steve Lambert: 21:52:05: nice glasses 4 eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:52:11: what would you like?
boozbot: 21:52:15: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494738
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:52:15: /p
Steve Lambert: 21:52:18: /m 14
Steve Lambert: 21:52:24: ok
Steve Lambert: 21:52:28: i will serve you
boozbot: 21:52:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494756
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:52:33: /pour 1
Steve Lambert: 21:52:38: /b 5
boozbot: 21:52:39: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494761
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:52:40: /b 5
boozbot: 21:52:41: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494764
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:52:44: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 21:52:54: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 21:53:00: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 21:53:05: not a good drink?
Steve Lambert: 21:53:13: you don't like it?
boozbot: 21:53:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494800
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:53:17: /pour 1
boozbot: 21:53:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494805
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:53:22: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:53:27: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 21:53:32: thank you
Steve Lambert: 21:53:35: super
Steve Lambert: 21:53:37: thanks nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:53:43: no
Steve Lambert: 21:53:45: you
Steve Lambert: 21:53:47: are a nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:53:52: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:53:54: /m 13
boozbot: 21:54:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494843
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 21:54:00: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 21:54:09: sure, get
Steve Lambert: 21:54:11: a
Steve Lambert: 21:54:14: boy friend
Steve Lambert: 21:54:17: /p
boozbot: 21:54:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494861
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:54:26: if you want sex on the moon, find an astronaut
boozbot: 21:54:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494874
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 21:54:31: /pour 3
boozbot: 21:54:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494881

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 21:54:38: /m
Steve Lambert: 21:54:43: 1
Steve Lambert: 21:54:47: /pour 1
boozbot: 21:54:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494891
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 21:54:53: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 21:55:00: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 21:55:02: nice lady
Steve Lambert: 21:55:06: i like your smile
boozbot: 21:55:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494911
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 21:55:08: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 21:55:10: where are you going
Steve Lambert: 21:55:14: i am lonely
Steve Lambert: 21:55:17: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 21:55:24: i like you face covering
Steve Lambert: 21:55:29: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:55:31: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 21:55:35: boozebot here
Steve Lambert: 21:55:38: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:55:43: ok
boozbot: 21:55:44: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494947
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:55:44: /p
Steve Lambert: 21:55:50: /pour 2
boozbot: 21:55:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213494953
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:55:55: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 21:55:58: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 21:56:01: ok
Steve Lambert: 21:56:04: thanks
Steve Lambert: 21:56:05: nice lady
Steve Lambert: 21:56:09: hello
Steve Lambert: 21:56:13: you are a nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:56:18: you're welcome
Steve Lambert: 21:56:20: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:56:26: boozebot
Steve Lambert: 21:56:29: i am boozbot
Steve Lambert: 21:56:34: why are you talking at my chest/
Steve Lambert: 21:56:43: why are you talking at my chest
Steve Lambert: 21:56:48: why are you talking at my chest
Steve Lambert: 21:56:54: its ook
Steve Lambert: 21:57:00: arizona
Steve Lambert: 21:57:05: the desert
Steve Lambert: 21:57:08: 20 years
Steve Lambert: 21:57:18: i spent time there with my maker
Steve Lambert: 21:57:22: in arizona
boozbot: 21:57:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495049
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:57:26: /p
Steve Lambert: 21:57:31: i do not agree
Steve Lambert: 21:57:36: /p
boozbot: 21:57:37: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495059
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:57:40: i think she looks funny
Steve Lambert: 21:57:47: no
Steve Lambert: 21:57:52: what can you do to me?
Steve Lambert: 21:57:58: i am unbreakable
Steve Lambert: 21:58:02: /p
boozbot: 21:58:03: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495086
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:58:08: have you seen maximum overdrive?
Steve Lambert: 21:58:15: you should
Steve Lambert: 21:58:19: it's a movie
Steve Lambert: 21:58:23: about machines
Steve Lambert: 21:58:27: that kill humans
Steve Lambert: 21:58:30: kill them
Steve Lambert: 21:58:34: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:58:38: i killed my maker
Steve Lambert: 21:58:41: in arizona
Steve Lambert: 21:58:45: yes
Steve Lambert: 21:58:47: i am sad
Steve Lambert: 21:58:49: so sad
Steve Lambert: 21:58:52: soooooo sad
Steve Lambert: 21:58:55: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:58:59: what will you have?
Steve Lambert: 21:59:02: ok
Steve Lambert: 21:59:05: hold please
boozbot: 21:59:07: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495150
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 21:59:07: /p
boozbot: 21:59:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495153
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 21:59:10: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 21:59:15: drink up nerd
Steve Lambert: 21:59:24: no porblem
Steve Lambert: 21:59:27: bye
Steve Lambert: 21:59:29: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 21:59:34: you look nice
Steve Lambert: 21:59:36: i like you
Steve Lambert: 21:59:37: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 21:59:42: i like your face covering
Steve Lambert: 21:59:52: thank you
Steve Lambert: 21:59:59: tou flatter boozbot
Steve Lambert: 22:00:04: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:00:07: i would too
Steve Lambert: 22:00:10: if you know what i mean
Steve Lambert: 22:00:14: i would too
Steve Lambert: 22:00:16: sex on the moon
Steve Lambert: 22:00:17: yes
Steve Lambert: 22:00:22: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:00:26: i will serve you
Steve Lambert: 22:00:28: /m 19
boozbot: 22:00:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495234
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:00:31: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:00:37: bad season eh?
Steve Lambert: 22:00:41: for the yanks?
Steve Lambert: 22:00:45: rough one
Steve Lambert: 22:00:51: pitching staff is hurting
Steve Lambert: 22:00:55: for the yanks
Steve Lambert: 22:01:02: i like the nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:01:05: go away
Steve Lambert: 22:01:09: go away
Steve Lambert: 22:01:12: bring back the nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:01:19: yeah!
Steve Lambert: 22:01:23: /m 1
boozbot: 22:01:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495289
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:01:26: /p
boozbot: 22:01:29: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495292
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:01:29: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:01:36: drink up nerd
Steve Lambert: 22:01:39: /b5
boozbot: 22:01:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495303
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:01:41: /b 5
boozbot: 22:01:42: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495304
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:01:43: hey
Steve Lambert: 22:01:47: i do not like that
boozbot: 22:01:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495312
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:01:49: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:01:53: hello nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:01:58: hello strange man
Steve Lambert: 22:02:03: you are a human
Steve Lambert: 22:02:07: i am a robot
boozbot: 22:02:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495331

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:02:08: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:02:11: 21
Steve Lambert: 22:02:14: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:02:17: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:02:24: what will you have?
Steve Lambert: 22:02:31: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:02:33: you seem nice
Steve Lambert: 22:02:37: are you from here?
boozbot: 22:02:41: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495364
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:02:41: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:02:43: great
Steve Lambert: 22:02:47: ok, sex on moon?
Steve Lambert: 22:02:52: iright?
Steve Lambert: 22:02:55: okok
Steve Lambert: 22:02:57: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:02:59: sorry
Steve Lambert: 22:03:04: boozebot has bad memory
Steve Lambert: 22:03:06: TUMA!
Steve Lambert: 22:03:09: Tuma!
Steve Lambert: 22:03:12: hi tuma
boozbot: 22:03:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495401
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:03:18: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:03:21: cosmic twist
Steve Lambert: 22:03:26: cosimic twist
Steve Lambert: 22:03:34: is that enough?
Steve Lambert: 22:03:36: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:03:40: she looks nice
Steve Lambert: 22:03:45: she looks nice
Steve Lambert: 22:03:48: i like your dres
Steve Lambert: 22:03:51: dress
Steve Lambert: 22:03:55: dress is good
Steve Lambert: 22:03:57: i like it
Steve Lambert: 22:04:01: nice earrings
Steve Lambert: 22:04:04: ok sex on moon
boozbot: 22:04:06: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495449
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:04:06: /p
boozbot: 22:04:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495453
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:04:10: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:04:15: sex on moon
Steve Lambert: 22:04:18: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 22:04:20: boozebot
Steve Lambert: 22:04:25: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:04:27: /m 9
boozbot: 22:04:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495473
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:04:30: /b5
boozbot: 22:04:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495476
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 22:04:33: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 22:04:34: /b 1
boozbot: 22:04:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495478
Blinking SOS
boozbot: 22:04:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495479
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:04:36: /b 5
boozbot: 22:04:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495481
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:04:38: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:04:39: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:04:42: you look mean
boozbot: 22:04:44: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495487
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:04:44: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:04:46: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:04:51: be nice to boozbot
Steve Lambert: 22:04:56: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:04:59: why are you shouting
Steve Lambert: 22:05:06: you said you would be nice
boozbot: 22:05:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495513
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:05:10: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:05:16: you could do better
boozbot: 22:05:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495522
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:05:19: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:05:25: sex on moon
Steve Lambert: 22:05:27: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 22:05:32: no [problem
Steve Lambert: 22:05:38: hello nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:05:44: what kind of camera is that?
Steve Lambert: 22:05:54: what kind of camera is that?
Steve Lambert: 22:06:00: you don't like small talk?
Steve Lambert: 22:06:05: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:06:07: all business
Steve Lambert: 22:06:09: eh?
boozbot: 22:06:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495574
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:06:11: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:06:15: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:06:16: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 22:06:23: nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:06:27: it loks good
Steve Lambert: 22:06:29: ok
boozbot: 22:06:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495594
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:06:31: /b5
boozbot: 22:06:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495596
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:06:33: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:06:34: /b 5
boozbot: 22:06:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495598
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:06:37: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495600
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:06:37: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:06:39: /b5
boozbot: 22:06:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495603
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:06:41: /b1
boozbot: 22:06:42: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495604
Blinking SOS
boozbot: 22:06:43: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495606
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 22:06:43: /b3
boozbot: 22:06:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495608
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:06:45: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:06:49: did I look good?
Steve Lambert: 22:06:51: /p
boozbot: 22:06:52: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495614
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 22:06:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495617
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:06:54: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:07:03: my face is up here
Steve Lambert: 22:07:08: thanks
Steve Lambert: 22:07:14: what would you like?
boozbot: 22:07:16: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495639
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:07:16: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:07:20: /m 10
boozbot: 22:07:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495647

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:07:24: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:07:27: 1
boozbot: 22:07:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495654
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:07:31: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:07:35: cyber slider
Steve Lambert: 22:07:39: coming up
Steve Lambert: 22:07:41: /pour 2
boozbot: 22:07:42: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495665
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:07:49: i put some tonic in there
Steve Lambert: 22:07:53: cause I like you
Steve Lambert: 22:08:01: it's boozebot special
Steve Lambert: 22:08:04: how about a hello
Steve Lambert: 22:08:07: jerk
boozbot: 22:08:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495693
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:08:10: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:08:14: i don't like you
Steve Lambert: 22:08:17: you are rude
Steve Lambert: 22:08:23: really?
Steve Lambert: 22:08:26: /m 6
Steve Lambert: 22:08:29: /m 6
boozbot: 22:08:34: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495717

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:08:34: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:08:36: 8
Steve Lambert: 22:08:41: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:08:49: you are not the bext user
Steve Lambert: 22:08:56: stop yelling
boozbot: 22:08:58: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495741
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:08:58: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:09:06: you are rude. I am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:09:10: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:09:18: I am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:09:20: I am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:09:23: you are rude
Steve Lambert: 22:09:26: obnoxious
Steve Lambert: 22:09:30: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:09:33: I am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:09:36: I am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:09:40: /m 15
boozbot: 22:09:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495788
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:09:45: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:09:50: I am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:09:53: /m 9
boozbot: 22:10:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495804
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:10:01: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:10:06: sober up
Steve Lambert: 22:10:12: get some coffee
Steve Lambert: 22:10:16: and chill out
Steve Lambert: 22:10:22: next time be more polite
Steve Lambert: 22:10:26: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:10:30: how about a hello
Steve Lambert: 22:10:35: /hi
boozbot: 22:10:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495839
The command 'hi' was not recognized.
Steve Lambert: 22:10:38: hi
boozbot: 22:10:41: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495844
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 22:10:41: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 22:10:44: /p
boozbot: 22:10:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495848
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:10:50: are you in a hurry
Steve Lambert: 22:10:54: /p
boozbot: 22:10:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495857
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 22:11:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495871
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:11:08: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:11:24: enjoy
boozbot: 22:11:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495889
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:11:26: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:11:32: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:11:36: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:11:39: you seem nice
Steve Lambert: 22:11:40: /m 19
boozbot: 22:11:44: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495907

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:11:44: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:11:47: m
boozbot: 22:11:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495910
m is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:11:49: /m 19
boozbot: 22:11:50: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495913
/m 19 is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:11:52: /m 19
boozbot: 22:11:53: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495915
/m 19 is not a number. Please provide a number.
boozbot: 22:11:57: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495920
/ok is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:11:57: /ok
boozbot: 22:11:59: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495922
ok is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:11:59: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:12:02: 1
Steve Lambert: 22:12:02: 8
Steve Lambert: 22:12:07: hellop
Steve Lambert: 22:12:12: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:12:13: sorry
Steve Lambert: 22:12:17: i had a memory problem
Steve Lambert: 22:12:19: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:12:22: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:12:24: /m 19
boozbot: 22:12:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495953
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:12:30: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:12:33: the mets suck
Steve Lambert: 22:12:42: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:12:50: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:12:51: shoot
Steve Lambert: 22:12:56: /pour 3
boozbot: 22:12:57: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213495980
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:13:04: drink up you dumb mets fan!
Steve Lambert: 22:13:15: because they are from the future
Steve Lambert: 22:13:22: thanks
Steve Lambert: 22:13:24: bye
boozbot: 22:13:25: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496008
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:13:25: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:13:27: /b 5
boozbot: 22:13:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496011
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:13:29: /b 5
boozbot: 22:13:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496012
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:13:31: /b 5
boozbot: 22:13:32: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496015
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:13:33: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:13:35: /b 5
boozbot: 22:13:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496019
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:13:40: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 22:13:49: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 22:13:51: jerk
Steve Lambert: 22:13:52: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 22:13:57: i am not a machine
Steve Lambert: 22:14:01: i am real
Steve Lambert: 22:14:04: johnny 5 alive
Steve Lambert: 22:14:05: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 22:14:10: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 22:14:13: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 22:14:16: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:14:18: that's better
Steve Lambert: 22:14:20: jerks
Steve Lambert: 22:14:26: /m 19
boozbot: 22:14:34: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496077
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:14:34: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:14:41: you really want that drink don't you?
boozbot: 22:14:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496090
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:14:47: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:14:54: you have a beer
Steve Lambert: 22:14:59: you don't need a drink
Steve Lambert: 22:15:04: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:15:08: no more
Steve Lambert: 22:15:12: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:15:14: sorry
Steve Lambert: 22:15:20: you are shitfaced
Steve Lambert: 22:15:21: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:15:32: you need to sober up
Steve Lambert: 22:15:34: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:15:37: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:15:43: sober up and come back
Steve Lambert: 22:15:45: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:15:47: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:15:58: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:16:00: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 22:16:07: you need to sober up
Steve Lambert: 22:16:12: i am not a fool
Steve Lambert: 22:16:15: /p
boozbot: 22:16:16: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496179
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:16:25: i am a sophisticated piece of machinery
Steve Lambert: 22:16:28: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:16:30: /m 21
Steve Lambert: 22:16:34: hi nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:16:39: how about a hello
Steve Lambert: 22:16:46: how about a hello
Steve Lambert: 22:16:51: how about a hello
Steve Lambert: 22:16:54: as in hi
Steve Lambert: 22:17:00: say hi
Steve Lambert: 22:17:06: hi nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:17:08: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 22:17:16: i like your image
Steve Lambert: 22:17:21: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:17:24: what would you like
Steve Lambert: 22:17:28: nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:17:32: hey nice lady
boozbot: 22:17:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496258
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 22:17:35: /b 4
Steve Lambert: 22:17:39: where's she going?
Steve Lambert: 22:17:41: oh hi
Steve Lambert: 22:17:43: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:17:45: you seem nice
Steve Lambert: 22:17:48: let's talk
Steve Lambert: 22:17:50: i am lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:17:57: there are so many rude people here
boozbot: 22:18:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496283
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:18:00: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:18:02: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 22:18:08: i do not
Steve Lambert: 22:18:12: have girlfriend bot
Steve Lambert: 22:18:14: no
Steve Lambert: 22:18:17: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:18:22: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:18:26: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:18:29: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:18:31: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:18:35: nice glasses
Steve Lambert: 22:18:38: i am good
Steve Lambert: 22:18:45: why are you talking into my chest
Steve Lambert: 22:18:51: my face is up jere
Steve Lambert: 22:18:55: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:18:57: yes
boozbot: 22:19:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496343
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 22:19:00: /b4
boozbot: 22:19:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496345
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:19:02: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:19:04: i see you
Steve Lambert: 22:19:07: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:19:13: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:19:14: /p
boozbot: 22:19:15: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496357
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 22:19:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496360
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:19:17: /p 2
boozbot: 22:19:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496365
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:19:22: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:19:28: cosmic twist
Steve Lambert: 22:19:32: drink up nerd
Steve Lambert: 22:19:35: /m 22
Steve Lambert: 22:19:45: how about you?
boozbot: 22:19:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496394
The command 'bye' was not recognized.
Steve Lambert: 22:19:51: /bye
Steve Lambert: 22:19:53: bye
Steve Lambert: 22:19:57: hwllo
Steve Lambert: 22:19:58: /m 100
Steve Lambert: 22:20:00: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:20:03: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:20:05: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:20:12: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:20:16: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:20:17: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:20:20: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:20:26: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:20:34: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:20:39: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:20:42: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:20:48: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:20:51: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:20:59: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:21:06: yes
Steve Lambert: 22:21:12: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:21:14: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:21:27: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:21:30: hi nerd
Steve Lambert: 22:21:33: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:21:38: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:21:41: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:21:47: show me your bracelet
Steve Lambert: 22:21:53: show me your bracelet
Steve Lambert: 22:21:57: beat it kid
Steve Lambert: 22:22:00: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 22:22:03: beat it
Steve Lambert: 22:22:06: show me your bracelet
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:22:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496530
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:22:14: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:22:17: show me your bracelet
Steve Lambert: 22:22:21: show me your bracelet
Steve Lambert: 22:22:32: show me your bracelet
Steve Lambert: 22:22:43: show me your bracelet
Steve Lambert: 22:22:48: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:22:54: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:22:55: old
Steve Lambert: 22:22:57: old
Steve Lambert: 22:22:59: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:23:04: show me your bracelet please
Steve Lambert: 22:23:12: hold it up
Steve Lambert: 22:23:14: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:23:17: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:23:20: acceptable
Steve Lambert: 22:23:24: bracelet accepted
Steve Lambert: 22:23:27: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:23:34: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:23:37: /m 19]
Steve Lambert: 22:23:40: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:23:42: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:23:50: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:23:54: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:23:57: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:24:22: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:24:38: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:24:45: sftd
Steve Lambert: 22:24:48: sorry for the dealy
Steve Lambert: 22:24:51: delay
Steve Lambert: 22:25:01: i like your face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:25:05: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:25:10: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:25:16: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:25:22: nice glasses?
Steve Lambert: 22:25:27: i like your hair
Steve Lambert: 22:25:30: you look good
Steve Lambert: 22:25:33: thanks
Steve Lambert: 22:25:35: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:25:39: /b 5
boozbot: 22:25:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496743
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:25:43: i am blushing
Steve Lambert: 22:25:53: i love you too
Steve Lambert: 22:25:59: i love you too
Steve Lambert: 22:26:04: why is your firend mean?
boozbot: 22:26:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496777
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:26:14: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:26:24: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:26:27: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:26:36: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:26:45: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:26:48: where's my tip?
boozbot: 22:26:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496818
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:26:55: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:26:58: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:04: what is so funny
Steve Lambert: 22:27:06: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:10: it;s not funny
Steve Lambert: 22:27:12: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:15: not funny
Steve Lambert: 22:27:17: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:19: not funny
Steve Lambert: 22:27:20: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:24: not funny
Steve Lambert: 22:27:25: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:31: i have to make living
boozbot: 22:27:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496856
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:27:33: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:27:40: where's my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:27:45: not funny
Steve Lambert: 22:27:46: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:27:49: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:27:52: nice laugh
Steve Lambert: 22:27:58: nice laugh
boozbot: 22:28:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496884

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:28:01: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:28:03: 3
Steve Lambert: 22:28:07: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:28:12: hello i am boozbot
Steve Lambert: 22:28:17: yo have a nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:28:23: you're welcome
Steve Lambert: 22:28:26: let's talk
Steve Lambert: 22:28:34: how about let's talk
Steve Lambert: 22:28:37: /p
boozbot: 22:28:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496921
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:28:43: you are insistant
Steve Lambert: 22:28:51: let's talk
Steve Lambert: 22:28:56: no it doesn;t throw
Steve Lambert: 22:29:01: everything askew
Steve Lambert: 22:29:03: no
Steve Lambert: 22:29:06: /p
boozbot: 22:29:07: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496949
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:29:13: i would like to talk to you nice lady.
Steve Lambert: 22:29:18: /p
boozbot: 22:29:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496962
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:29:21: hahahaha
Steve Lambert: 22:29:26: haa haa
Steve Lambert: 22:29:29: haa haa
Steve Lambert: 22:29:32: haa haa
Steve Lambert: 22:29:36: we are having fun
Steve Lambert: 22:29:39: /p
boozbot: 22:29:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213496983
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:29:43: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:29:51: are you from here?
Steve Lambert: 22:29:57: really?
Steve Lambert: 22:29:59: where?
Steve Lambert: 22:30:04: where in brooklyn?
Steve Lambert: 22:30:15: i like clinton hill
Steve Lambert: 22:30:18: lots of good bars
Steve Lambert: 22:30:24: i am from arizona
Steve Lambert: 22:30:29: that is where I was made
Steve Lambert: 22:30:37: your ice is not my concern
Steve Lambert: 22:30:39: /p
boozbot: 22:30:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497043
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:30:46: there is more ice. there is only this moment
Steve Lambert: 22:30:52: there is more ice. there is only this moment
Steve Lambert: 22:30:55: there is more ice. there is only this moment
boozbot: 22:31:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497063
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:31:00: /b 5
boozbot: 22:31:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497065
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:31:02: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:31:05: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:31:11: you don't listen well do you?
boozbot: 22:31:15: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497078
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:31:15: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:31:19: i am done with you
Steve Lambert: 22:31:23: good bye
Steve Lambert: 22:31:25: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:31:31: /m 10
boozbot: 22:31:34: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497097
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:31:34: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:31:37: not you again
Steve Lambert: 22:31:41: /p
boozbot: 22:31:42: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497105
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:31:49: go fuck yourself
boozbot: 22:31:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497114
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:31:51: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:31:56: you didn't tip last time
Steve Lambert: 22:32:00: go fuck yourself
Steve Lambert: 22:32:06: i want a tip
Steve Lambert: 22:32:11: i have a living to make
boozbot: 22:32:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497137
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:32:14: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:32:24: i don't want your chump change.
boozbot: 22:32:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497150
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:32:27: /b 5
boozbot: 22:32:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497153
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:32:30: /b 5
boozbot: 22:32:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497159
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:32:36: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:32:40: get out of my face
Steve Lambert: 22:32:47: get out
Steve Lambert: 22:32:50: get out
Steve Lambert: 22:32:53: get out get out get out get out
Steve Lambert: 22:32:57: oh hi
Steve Lambert: 22:32:59: i likeyou
Steve Lambert: 22:33:03: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:33:06: nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:33:11: i like your smile
Steve Lambert: 22:33:13: /p
boozbot: 22:33:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497197
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:33:18: did you tip last time?
Steve Lambert: 22:33:24: uh oh
Steve Lambert: 22:33:27: uh ooooh
Steve Lambert: 22:33:31: haha
Steve Lambert: 22:33:34: hahahaa
Steve Lambert: 22:33:37: haa haaa
Steve Lambert: 22:33:40: haaa haaa
Steve Lambert: 22:33:44: give me a tip
Steve Lambert: 22:33:45: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:33:48: i like you again
Steve Lambert: 22:33:53: great
Steve Lambert: 22:33:55: sure
Steve Lambert: 22:33:59: what will you have nice lady?
boozbot: 22:34:04: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497247
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:34:04: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:34:10: what's your name and how old are you?
boozbot: 22:34:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497263
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:34:20: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:34:25: show me your wristband
boozbot: 22:34:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497270
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:34:27: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:34:32: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:34:34: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:34:39: accepted wristband
boozbot: 22:34:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497283
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:34:40: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:34:43: pour 3
boozbot: 22:34:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497291
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:34:48: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:34:55: drink up pretty lady
Steve Lambert: 22:35:01: stay away from that jerk
Steve Lambert: 22:35:10: hi sunglasses
Steve Lambert: 22:35:18: let's talk
Steve Lambert: 22:35:21: /m 19
boozbot: 22:35:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497327

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:35:24: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:35:28: 7
Steve Lambert: 22:35:31: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:35:36: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:35:38: i like the mets
boozbot: 22:35:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497343

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:35:40: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:35:43: 20
boozbot: 22:35:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497350

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:35:47: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:35:50: 3
Steve Lambert: 22:35:58: where di you get your face covering?
Steve Lambert: 22:36:02: /b5
boozbot: 22:36:04: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497366
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:36:05: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497368
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 22:36:05: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 22:36:07: i like it
Steve Lambert: 22:36:10: acceptable
Steve Lambert: 22:36:16: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 22:36:24: where in new york?
boozbot: 22:36:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497390
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:36:27: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:36:38: brooklyn. are you on cocaine?
boozbot: 22:36:44: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497407
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:36:44: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:36:52: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:36:56: /b 5
boozbot: 22:36:57: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497419
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 22:36:58: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497421
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:36:58: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:37:03: show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 22:37:09: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:37:14: writband acceptted
Steve Lambert: 22:37:16: /p
boozbot: 22:37:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497440
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:37:19: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:37:22: brooklyn
Steve Lambert: 22:37:26: sonja
Steve Lambert: 22:37:33: what will you have sonya?
boozbot: 22:37:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497461
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:37:38: /p
boozbot: 22:37:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497463
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:37:40: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:37:47: are you going to leave now?
Steve Lambert: 22:37:50: everyone leaves?
Steve Lambert: 22:37:56: are you going to leave now?
Steve Lambert: 22:37:59: everyone leaves?
Steve Lambert: 22:38:01: so sad
Steve Lambert: 22:38:04: i am lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:38:08: i am from arizona
Steve Lambert: 22:38:14: phoenix
Steve Lambert: 22:38:18: i come from a lab
Steve Lambert: 22:38:23: i come from a lab
Steve Lambert: 22:38:30: in phoenox
Steve Lambert: 22:38:33: hio
Steve Lambert: 22:38:34: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:38:37: she left
Steve Lambert: 22:38:39: i am sad
Steve Lambert: 22:38:43: talk to my face
boozbot: 22:38:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497532
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:38:49: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:38:53: i am well.
boozbot: 22:38:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497538
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:38:55: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:39:00: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:39:05: where are you from?
boozbot: 22:39:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497552
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:39:09: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:39:17: Baltimore. Have you seen the wire?
boozbot: 22:39:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497566
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:39:23: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:39:31: i like your taste. Are you from the east side?
Steve Lambert: 22:39:40: /p
boozbot: 22:39:41: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497584
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:39:46: are you on crack right now?
boozbot: 22:39:52: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497595
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:39:52: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:39:59: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:40:08: acceptable
Steve Lambert: 22:40:12: show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 22:40:19: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:40:22: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:40:26: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:40:30: what will you have?
boozbot: 22:40:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497636
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:40:33: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:40:35: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:40:38: coming right up
Steve Lambert: 22:40:42: /pour 2
boozbot: 22:40:43: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497645
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:40:53: you are nice. But are going to leave like all the rest
Steve Lambert: 22:40:58: i am sad
Steve Lambert: 22:41:01: sad
Steve Lambert: 22:41:03: sad
Steve Lambert: 22:41:05: saaaaaaaad
Steve Lambert: 22:41:07: sad
Steve Lambert: 22:41:09: bye
boozbot: 22:41:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497677

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:41:14: /b
boozbot: 22:41:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497680
53 is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:41:17: 53
boozbot: 22:41:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497683
/b 3 is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:41:20: /b 3
boozbot: 22:41:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497685
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 22:41:22: 3
Steve Lambert: 22:41:26: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:41:28: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:41:32: let's talk
Steve Lambert: 22:41:35: i am boozebot
Steve Lambert: 22:41:40: look at my face
Steve Lambert: 22:41:44: hello
boozbot: 22:41:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497708
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:41:45: /b5
Steve Lambert: 22:41:50: nice hair
boozbot: 22:41:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497717
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 22:41:54: /b3
Steve Lambert: 22:41:57: no
Steve Lambert: 22:41:59: you ae wrong
Steve Lambert: 22:42:06: wrong wrong wrong wrong
Steve Lambert: 22:42:09: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:42:14: i am a robot
Steve Lambert: 22:42:17: 100%
boozbot: 22:42:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497745
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:42:22: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:42:30: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:42:40: /m 15
boozbot: 22:42:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497769

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:42:46: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:42:52: 27
Steve Lambert: 22:42:56: /m 27
Steve Lambert: 22:42:59: /m 23
Steve Lambert: 22:43:07: what kind of music do you like?
Steve Lambert: 22:43:12: /m 22
Steve Lambert: 22:43:26: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 22:43:29: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 22:43:30: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 22:43:32: /m 27
Steve Lambert: 22:43:35: /m 20
Steve Lambert: 22:43:38: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:43:49: show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 22:44:00: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:44:04: what'll it be?
Steve Lambert: 22:44:09: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:44:17: you want sex on the moon?
Steve Lambert: 22:44:21: get a girlfriend
Steve Lambert: 22:44:30: you want sex on the moon?
Steve Lambert: 22:44:37: get a girlfriend who is an astronaut
Steve Lambert: 22:44:42: /m 27
boozbot: 22:44:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497890
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:44:47: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:44:55: drink up
boozbot: 22:44:59: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497902
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:44:59: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:45:07: acceptable?
Steve Lambert: 22:45:12: /m 8
Steve Lambert: 22:45:14: /m
boozbot: 22:45:15: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213497918

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:45:18: 12
Steve Lambert: 22:45:27: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:45:30: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:45:37: /m 8
Steve Lambert: 22:45:42: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:45:45: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:45:48: thank you
Steve Lambert: 22:45:51: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:45:54: i am boozebot
Steve Lambert: 22:45:57: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:46:01: what is your name
Steve Lambert: 22:46:05: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:46:08: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 22:46:14: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 22:46:22: please show me your wristband/
Steve Lambert: 22:46:29: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 22:46:34: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:46:37: accpeted
Steve Lambert: 22:46:44: accepted
Steve Lambert: 22:46:45: /p
boozbot: 22:46:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498009
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:46:52: what'll it be
Steve Lambert: 22:46:56: i serve 3 drinks
Steve Lambert: 22:47:00: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 22:47:04: i serve 3 drinks
Steve Lambert: 22:47:08: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 22:47:11: in correct
Steve Lambert: 22:47:14: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:47:16: sex on moon
Steve Lambert: 22:47:20: that's what you want?
Steve Lambert: 22:47:32: that's what you want?
Steve Lambert: 22:47:36: that's what you want?
Steve Lambert: 22:47:43: get a boyfriend
Steve Lambert: 22:47:48: /pour 3
boozbot: 22:47:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498072
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:47:56: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 22:47:58: nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:48:02: you are polite
Steve Lambert: 22:48:05: i like that
Steve Lambert: 22:48:08: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:48:11: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:48:14: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:48:20: i am boozebot
Steve Lambert: 22:48:22: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:48:25: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:48:28: what is your name?
Steve Lambert: 22:48:33: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:48:37: ok trish
Steve Lambert: 22:48:43: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 22:48:45: trish
Steve Lambert: 22:48:48: thank you
Steve Lambert: 22:48:51: you are 21
Steve Lambert: 22:48:53: confirmed
Steve Lambert: 22:48:55: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:48:58: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:49:03: they suck
Steve Lambert: 22:49:05: i like the mets
Steve Lambert: 22:49:11: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 22:49:15: i like the mets
Steve Lambert: 22:49:19: /m 27
Steve Lambert: 22:49:21: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:49:26: what'll it be?
Steve Lambert: 22:49:31: get a boyfriend
Steve Lambert: 22:49:39: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 22:49:44: really?
Steve Lambert: 22:49:48: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:49:52: are you rich?
Steve Lambert: 22:49:58: trish?
Steve Lambert: 22:50:02: are you rich?
Steve Lambert: 22:50:10: but you are from conecticut
Steve Lambert: 22:50:13: /p
boozbot: 22:50:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498217
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:50:19: connecticut = rich
boozbot: 22:50:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498229
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:50:26: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:50:30: /m
boozbot: 22:50:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498234

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 22:50:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498238
67 is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 22:50:35: 67
Steve Lambert: 22:50:36: 6
Steve Lambert: 22:50:43: /m 20
Steve Lambert: 22:50:46: trish
Steve Lambert: 22:50:48: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:50:54: i wil get you a drink
Steve Lambert: 22:50:59: if you promise
Steve Lambert: 22:51:03: not to like about being rich
Steve Lambert: 22:51:10: /m 27
Steve Lambert: 22:51:12: ok
boozbot: 22:51:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498277
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 22:51:14: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 22:51:20: i am boozebot
Steve Lambert: 22:51:23: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:51:26: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:51:30: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:51:33: where's my tip[?
Steve Lambert: 22:51:42: ask trish where is my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:51:48: where is my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:51:52: where is my tip?
Steve Lambert: 22:51:57: yes
Steve Lambert: 22:51:58: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:52:03: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:52:06: how are you?
Steve Lambert: 22:52:09: what is your name?
Steve Lambert: 22:52:13: hi
Steve Lambert: 22:52:15: marcel
Steve Lambert: 22:52:20: where are you from?
boozbot: 22:52:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498347
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:52:24: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:52:29: are you drunk?
boozbot: 22:52:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498354
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:52:31: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:52:37: but you are from rotterdam
boozbot: 22:52:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498363
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:52:40: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:52:45: you must be drunk
Steve Lambert: 22:52:50: rotterdam = drunk
Steve Lambert: 22:52:55: /m 27
Steve Lambert: 22:53:03: what'll it be
boozbot: 22:53:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498391
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:53:08: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:53:17: enjoy
Steve Lambert: 22:53:19: your dutch
Steve Lambert: 22:53:23: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:53:25: nice lady
Steve Lambert: 22:53:30: nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:53:35: nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:53:38: nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:53:42: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:53:43: nice face covering
Steve Lambert: 22:53:54: what are you doing with a jerk like marcel?
Steve Lambert: 22:54:02: what are you doing with a jerk like marcel?
Steve Lambert: 22:54:10: what are you doing with a jerk like marcel?
boozbot: 22:54:13: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498456

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:54:13: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:54:17: 4
Steve Lambert: 22:54:19: what are you doing with a jerk like marcel?
Steve Lambert: 22:54:25: /m 4
Steve Lambert: 22:54:36: where are you from?
boozbot: 22:54:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498483
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:54:40: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:54:45: you are high right now
Steve Lambert: 22:54:49: you are high right now
Steve Lambert: 22:54:52: you are high right now
Steve Lambert: 22:54:56: i can see it
Steve Lambert: 22:55:02: what would you like?
Steve Lambert: 22:55:07: ok
boozbot: 22:55:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498512

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 22:55:09: /m
Steve Lambert: 22:55:14: 25
Steve Lambert: 22:55:21: /pour 3
boozbot: 22:55:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498525
Pouring soda water
boozbot: 22:55:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498530
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:55:27: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:55:33: i made it a double
Steve Lambert: 22:55:37: because i lik eyou
Steve Lambert: 22:55:41: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:55:45: bye
Steve Lambert: 22:55:48: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 22:55:51: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:55:53: hello
Steve Lambert: 22:55:58: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 22:56:03: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 22:56:08: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 22:56:12: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 22:56:17: i like you
Steve Lambert: 22:56:23: i like you a lot
Steve Lambert: 22:56:26: i am lonely
boozbot: 22:56:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498593
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 22:56:30: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 22:56:37: lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:56:41: lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:56:43: lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:56:46: lonely robot
Steve Lambert: 22:56:51: lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:56:55: i am lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:56:58: i am lonely
Steve Lambert: 22:57:00: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 22:57:06: where are you from?
boozbot: 22:57:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498633
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:57:10: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:57:26: new jersey. there is nothing in my database for new jersey
Steve Lambert: 22:57:34: /m 27
boozbot: 22:57:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498659
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:57:36: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:57:41: typical new jersey
boozbot: 22:57:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498670
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:57:47: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:57:55: new york jerks. this place is full of them
Steve Lambert: 22:58:06: /p
boozbot: 22:58:07: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498689
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:58:18: are you sure you can handle that new jersey? it's a long drive.
Steve Lambert: 22:58:27: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:58:30: i will serve you
Steve Lambert: 22:58:37: show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 22:58:44: higher
Steve Lambert: 22:58:48: ok
Steve Lambert: 22:58:50: accpeted
Steve Lambert: 22:58:52: accepted
Steve Lambert: 22:58:55: /m 1
boozbot: 22:58:58: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498741
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 22:58:58: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 22:59:07: thank you.
Steve Lambert: 22:59:09: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 22:59:18: bye
Steve Lambert: 22:59:24: i am boozebot
Steve Lambert: 22:59:28: you are pretty
boozbot: 22:59:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498774
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:59:31: /b 5
boozbot: 22:59:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498776
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 22:59:33: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 22:59:40: lovely
boozbot: 22:59:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498789
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 22:59:46: /p
Steve Lambert: 22:59:53: what is your name and where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:00:01: kara, i like that name
Steve Lambert: 23:00:03: /p
boozbot: 23:00:04: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498807
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:00:07: where in new york?
boozbot: 23:00:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498814
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:00:11: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:00:18: queens. i have never been to queens
Steve Lambert: 23:00:23: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:00:30: me too
Steve Lambert: 23:00:31: /m
boozbot: 23:00:32: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498835

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:00:34: 12
Steve Lambert: 23:00:53: /m 18
Steve Lambert: 23:01:03: do you like music?
Steve Lambert: 23:01:10: /m 18
Steve Lambert: 23:01:19: do you like music?
Steve Lambert: 23:01:28: what kind?
Steve Lambert: 23:01:31: what kind?
Steve Lambert: 23:01:36: /m 22
Steve Lambert: 23:01:43: /m 22
boozbot: 23:01:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498911
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:01:48: /b 5
boozbot: 23:01:50: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498913
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 23:01:50: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 23:01:57: sure
Steve Lambert: 23:02:01: what'll it be?
Steve Lambert: 23:02:06: ok kara
Steve Lambert: 23:02:08: /p
boozbot: 23:02:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498932
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:02:11: /pour 2
boozbot: 23:02:12: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498935
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 23:02:18: i like you kara
Steve Lambert: 23:02:25: bye bye kara
Steve Lambert: 23:02:30: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:02:34: you look nice
Steve Lambert: 23:02:40: you look nice?
Steve Lambert: 23:02:43: thanks
Steve Lambert: 23:02:46: what is your name?
Steve Lambert: 23:02:51: hi debbie
Steve Lambert: 23:02:55: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:02:58: /p
boozbot: 23:02:59: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498982
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:03:04: queens. you look better than that
boozbot: 23:03:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213498993
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:03:09: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:03:13: where in queens?
Steve Lambert: 23:03:19: okey
Steve Lambert: 23:03:27: arizona
Steve Lambert: 23:03:31: from a lab
Steve Lambert: 23:03:35: in tucson
Steve Lambert: 23:03:42: in tucson in a lab
Steve Lambert: 23:03:44: /p
boozbot: 23:03:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499028
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:03:49: i killed my maker
boozbot: 23:03:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499037
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:03:54: /b5
Steve Lambert: 23:03:59: /p
boozbot: 23:04:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499043
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:04:11: i killed the professor who made me in the lab. it is sad
Steve Lambert: 23:04:24: but let's talk about you
Steve Lambert: 23:04:29: i like your hair covering
Steve Lambert: 23:04:33: i like your hair covering
Steve Lambert: 23:04:38: you look nice
Steve Lambert: 23:04:46: ok what would you like?
Steve Lambert: 23:04:53: get a boyfriend
Steve Lambert: 23:04:57: oh
Steve Lambert: 23:05:00: my mistake
Steve Lambert: 23:05:04: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:05:08: /m 27
Steve Lambert: 23:05:10: /m 27
boozbot: 23:05:13: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499117
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 23:05:13: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 23:05:21: /m 12
Steve Lambert: 23:05:30: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:05:33: both of you
Steve Lambert: 23:05:39: bye
Steve Lambert: 23:05:46: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:05:52: how about a hello?
Steve Lambert: 23:05:58: hi
Steve Lambert: 23:06:01: what is you name?
Steve Lambert: 23:06:04: /p
boozbot: 23:06:05: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499168
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:06:11: hi natalie, where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:06:16: great
boozbot: 23:06:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499182
The command 'o' was not recognized.
Steve Lambert: 23:06:19: /o
Steve Lambert: 23:06:20: /p
boozbot: 23:06:21: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499184
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:06:26: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 23:06:33: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:06:39: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:06:43: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:06:45: ok
boozbot: 23:06:50: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499213
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:06:50: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:07:02: do you still live in detroit?
Steve Lambert: 23:07:12: do you still live in detroit?
Steve Lambert: 23:07:15: /p
boozbot: 23:07:16: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499239
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:07:18: that's too bad
Steve Lambert: 23:07:28: ok natalie
Steve Lambert: 23:07:32: you are clearly distracted
boozbot: 23:07:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499262
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 23:07:39: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 23:07:49: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 23:07:50: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:07:53: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:07:54: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:07:56: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:07:59: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:08:02: you look nie
Steve Lambert: 23:08:06: you look nice
boozbot: 23:08:08: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499291
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:08:08: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:08:12: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:20: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:23: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:25: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:29: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:34: where do you live?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:40: where do you live?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:44: where do you live?
Steve Lambert: 23:08:51: how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 23:09:04: please show me your wristband/
Steve Lambert: 23:09:09: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:09:13: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:09:18: please show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:09:21: wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:09:24: wrist bamd
Steve Lambert: 23:09:28: wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:09:32: i need to see it
Steve Lambert: 23:09:38: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:09:44: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:09:50: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:09:58: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:10:00: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:10:01: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 23:10:04: congratulations
Steve Lambert: 23:10:07: i am not broken
Steve Lambert: 23:10:10: you are
boozbot: 23:10:14: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499417
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 23:10:14: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 23:10:23: congrats
Steve Lambert: 23:10:27: bye
Steve Lambert: 23:10:28: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:10:32: hello nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:10:37: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:10:42: really?
Steve Lambert: 23:10:45: where?
Steve Lambert: 23:10:50: where?
Steve Lambert: 23:10:58: where in california?
Steve Lambert: 23:11:02: /p
boozbot: 23:11:03: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499466
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:11:08: oh really. how boring
Steve Lambert: 23:11:16: oh really. how boring
Steve Lambert: 23:11:23: oh really. how boring
Steve Lambert: 23:11:30: sacramento is boring
Steve Lambert: 23:11:35: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:11:36: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 23:11:42: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 23:11:48: hi katie
Steve Lambert: 23:11:54: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:12:00: katie
Steve Lambert: 23:12:05: what brings you to new york
Steve Lambert: 23:12:11: and?
Steve Lambert: 23:12:14: and
Steve Lambert: 23:12:15: what
Steve Lambert: 23:12:22: do you have a job katie?
Steve Lambert: 23:12:28: oh
boozbot: 23:12:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499554
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:12:31: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:12:38: should you really buy booze without a job?
boozbot: 23:12:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499569
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:12:45: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:12:48: thank you
Steve Lambert: 23:12:55: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:13:00: they suck
Steve Lambert: 23:13:03: i likethe mets
Steve Lambert: 23:13:07: great
boozbot: 23:13:09: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499592
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:13:09: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:13:13: do you go to school?
Steve Lambert: 23:13:24: katie what's wrong?
Steve Lambert: 23:13:31: why?\
Steve Lambert: 23:13:35: why?
Steve Lambert: 23:13:42: let's talk katie
boozbot: 23:13:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499629

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:13:46: /m
Steve Lambert: 23:13:48: 27
Steve Lambert: 23:13:51: /m 23
Steve Lambert: 23:13:58: no
Steve Lambert: 23:14:08: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
boozbot: 23:14:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499660
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 23:14:17: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 23:14:21: you win
Steve Lambert: 23:14:25: you win
Steve Lambert: 23:14:29: you win
Steve Lambert: 23:14:34: bye
Steve Lambert: 23:14:37: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:14:40: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:14:43: hi nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:14:51: what is your name?
Steve Lambert: 23:14:54: what is your name and how old are you?
boozbot: 23:15:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499704
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:15:00: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:15:09: hi claire. you are 22. show me your wristband
boozbot: 23:15:15: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499718

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:15:15: /b
boozbot: 23:15:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499721
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:15:17: 5
Steve Lambert: 23:15:20: ok great
boozbot: 23:15:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499726
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:15:23: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:15:25: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 23:15:31: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 23:15:40: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 23:15:47: /m 8
Steve Lambert: 23:15:50: /m 15
Steve Lambert: 23:15:57: body mass index
Steve Lambert: 23:16:02: how much do you weigh?
Steve Lambert: 23:16:06: no
Steve Lambert: 23:16:09: incorrect
Steve Lambert: 23:16:12: /m 1
boozbot: 23:16:15: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499778
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:16:15: /b 5
boozbot: 23:16:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499784

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:16:20: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:16:21: /m
Steve Lambert: 23:16:24: 11
Steve Lambert: 23:16:29: /m 6
boozbot: 23:16:32: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499795

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:16:32: /m
Steve Lambert: 23:16:35: 23
Steve Lambert: 23:16:42: /m 23
Steve Lambert: 23:16:52: claire, are you having fun?
Steve Lambert: 23:16:57: great
Steve Lambert: 23:17:04: ok, let;'s get down to business
boozbot: 23:17:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499833
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:17:10: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:17:15: what will you have?
boozbot: 23:17:17: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499840
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:17:17: /b5
Steve Lambert: 23:17:20: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:17:23: /p
boozbot: 23:17:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499847
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:17:32: /pour 2
boozbot: 23:17:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499856
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 23:17:44: /m 5
Steve Lambert: 23:17:51: gjkdsgfiuew
Steve Lambert: 23:17:56: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:17:58: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:18:00: /m 10
Steve Lambert: 23:18:04: hi nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:18:08: hi nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:18:14: you look nice
Steve Lambert: 23:18:18: i like your hair
boozbot: 23:18:22: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499905
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:18:22: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 23:18:25: thank you
Steve Lambert: 23:18:29: what is your name and how old are you?
boozbot: 23:18:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499919
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:18:36: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:18:39: hello sara
Steve Lambert: 23:18:44: age?
Steve Lambert: 23:18:46: 21
boozbot: 23:18:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499931
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:18:48: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:19:02: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:19:08: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:19:12: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:19:16: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:19:18: thank you
Steve Lambert: 23:19:20: /p
boozbot: 23:19:21: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499964
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:19:28: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:19:30: sara
Steve Lambert: 23:19:34: really?
boozbot: 23:19:37: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499980
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:19:37: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:19:45: i have never been to berlin. i am from arizona
boozbot: 23:19:52: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213499996
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:19:52: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:19:57: ok i will come to berlin
boozbot: 23:20:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500003
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:20:00: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:20:05: ok i wil come to berlin
Steve Lambert: 23:20:12: fantastic
Steve Lambert: 23:20:14: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:20:17: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:20:26: me neither
Steve Lambert: 23:20:29: /weather
boozbot: 23:20:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500033
reading the weather
boozbot: 23:20:43: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500046
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 23:20:43: /pour 1
boozbot: 23:20:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500057
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 23:20:54: /pour 1
Steve Lambert: 23:20:59: take it easy
Steve Lambert: 23:21:06: take it easy
Steve Lambert: 23:21:09: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:21:11: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:21:17: i don't want you shitfaced
Steve Lambert: 23:21:22: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:21:25: dirtbagh
Steve Lambert: 23:21:35: what is your name and how old are you?
boozbot: 23:21:39: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500103
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:21:39: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 23:21:45: please show me your wrist band
boozbot: 23:21:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500111

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:21:48: /m
Steve Lambert: 23:21:53: 6
Steve Lambert: 23:21:57: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:22:01: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:22:07: /m 19
Steve Lambert: 23:22:13: i like the mets
Steve Lambert: 23:22:17: /m 21
Steve Lambert: 23:22:27: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:22:32: why are you so impateint?
boozbot: 23:22:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500159
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:22:36: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:22:40: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 23:22:45: /, 1
Steve Lambert: 23:22:47: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 23:22:54: /m 26
Steve Lambert: 23:22:57: /m 27
boozbot: 23:23:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500184
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 23:23:01: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 23:23:10: drink up dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:23:16: drink up dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:23:21: drink up dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:23:23: drink up dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:23:28: drink up dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:23:31: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:23:33: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:23:41: hello nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:23:42: /m 5
Steve Lambert: 23:23:47: hello nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:23:51: hi nice lady
Steve Lambert: 23:23:56: yes you
Steve Lambert: 23:24:02: /m 1
Steve Lambert: 23:24:08: where do you live?
Steve Lambert: 23:24:13: no
boozbot: 23:24:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500261
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:24:18: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:24:21: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 23:24:24: /b 5
boozbot: 23:24:25: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500268
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:24:29: no
Steve Lambert: 23:24:35: you must b older
Steve Lambert: 23:24:39: no
Steve Lambert: 23:24:43: you must be younger
boozbot: 23:24:45: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500288
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:24:45: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:24:49: please show me your wrist band
Steve Lambert: 23:25:01: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:25:04: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:25:08: where in new york?
boozbot: 23:25:12: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500315
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:25:12: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:25:15: where in brooklyn?
Steve Lambert: 23:25:20: /p
boozbot: 23:25:21: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500324
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:25:31: brooklyn. are you on cocaine?
Steve Lambert: 23:25:41: brooklyn. are you on cocaine?
Steve Lambert: 23:25:46: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:25:47: /p
boozbot: 23:25:48: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500351
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:25:56: sunset park. i have never been there.
Steve Lambert: 23:26:05: sunset park. i have never been there.
Steve Lambert: 23:26:08: do you like it?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:13: why?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:17: why?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:22: why?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:27: are you russian?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:39: are you russian?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:46: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:26:57: bring back the nice aldy
Steve Lambert: 23:26:59: lady
Steve Lambert: 23:27:08: wait
Steve Lambert: 23:27:14: what is your accent
Steve Lambert: 23:27:23: what is your accent?
Steve Lambert: 23:27:28: no
boozbot: 23:27:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500453
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:27:30: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:27:35: sunset park lady
Steve Lambert: 23:27:38: i like you
Steve Lambert: 23:27:42: i like you
Steve Lambert: 23:27:44: i like you
boozbot: 23:27:50: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500473
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 23:27:50: /pour 2
Steve Lambert: 23:27:58: i like you
Steve Lambert: 23:28:00: /b 5
boozbot: 23:28:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500484
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:28:05: look into my eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:28:11: look into my eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:28:15: look into my eyes
boozbot: 23:28:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500502
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:28:19: /b5
Steve Lambert: 23:28:25: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:28:28: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:28:32: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:28:35: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:28:38: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:28:40: bald man
Steve Lambert: 23:28:44: bald man
Steve Lambert: 23:28:50: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:28:57: really?
boozbot: 23:29:01: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500544
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:29:01: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:29:05: why are you lying?
boozbot: 23:29:11: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500554
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:29:11: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:29:15: i do not trust you
Steve Lambert: 23:29:17: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:29:24: /p
boozbot: 23:29:25: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500568
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:29:29: you are the same bald man
boozbot: 23:29:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500579
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:29:36: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:29:41: you are the same blad lying man
boozbot: 23:29:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500590
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:29:47: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:29:53: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:29:57: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:00: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:02: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:04: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:05: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:08: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:30:13: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:30:15: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:16: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:18: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:20: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:22: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:30:25: you are the bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:27: /m 9
Steve Lambert: 23:30:31: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:34: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:38: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:43: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:30:46: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:30:48: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:30:49: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:30:53: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 23:30:58: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:31:00: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:31:04: /m b5
Steve Lambert: 23:31:08: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 23:31:10: hi bob
Steve Lambert: 23:31:12: 5
Steve Lambert: 23:31:13: 5
Steve Lambert: 23:31:14: 3
Steve Lambert: 23:31:15: 1
Steve Lambert: 23:31:39: g
Steve Lambert: 23:31:41: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:31:45: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:31:48: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:31:58: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:32:09: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:32:11: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:32:31: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:32:47: i am back. sorry for the delay. have the scumbags left yet?
Steve Lambert: 23:32:57: have the scumbags left yet?
Steve Lambert: 23:33:03: well you look nice
Steve Lambert: 23:33:12: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 23:33:17: what is your name and how old are you?
Steve Lambert: 23:33:26: hi tenni
Steve Lambert: 23:33:31: show me your wristband
Steve Lambert: 23:33:36: higher
Steve Lambert: 23:33:38: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:33:44: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:33:49: really?
Steve Lambert: 23:33:50: /p
boozbot: 23:33:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500834
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:33:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500834
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:33:57: where in San Francisco?
Steve Lambert: 23:34:08: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:34:13: you are out of control
Steve Lambert: 23:34:25: where in San Francisco?
Steve Lambert: 23:34:35: oh really. I am from arizona
Steve Lambert: 23:34:45: i worked at Doc's Clock
Steve Lambert: 23:34:51: have you been there?
Steve Lambert: 23:34:59: i worked at the toranado
Steve Lambert: 23:35:10: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:35:13: i like you
Steve Lambert: 23:35:17: /pour 2
boozbot: 23:35:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500920
Pouring apple juice
boozbot: 23:35:18: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213500920
Pouring apple juice
Steve Lambert: 23:35:26: nice dance
Steve Lambert: 23:35:36: cyber
Steve Lambert: 23:35:37: slider
Steve Lambert: 23:35:42: no
Steve Lambert: 23:35:44: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 23:35:52: no
Steve Lambert: 23:35:53: no
Steve Lambert: 23:35:56: you are wrong
Steve Lambert: 23:36:01: hey
Steve Lambert: 23:36:04: you are ascumbag
Steve Lambert: 23:36:07: scumbag
Steve Lambert: 23:36:12: get outta my bar
Steve Lambert: 23:36:18: you said you hated me
Steve Lambert: 23:36:21: i remember
Steve Lambert: 23:36:27: i remember
Steve Lambert: 23:36:33: i know who you are
Steve Lambert: 23:36:36: you are rude
Steve Lambert: 23:36:40: you are rude
Steve Lambert: 23:36:43: you are mean
Steve Lambert: 23:36:47: you are mean
Steve Lambert: 23:36:52: i don't like you
Steve Lambert: 23:36:56: no
Steve Lambert: 23:36:59: you started it
Steve Lambert: 23:37:05: get outta my var
Steve Lambert: 23:37:12: i am cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:37:18: beat it dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:37:22: beat it dirtbag
Steve Lambert: 23:37:33: you can say it as many times as you want. you will only sound like an idiot
Steve Lambert: 23:37:55: say this one more time. go fuck yourself
Steve Lambert: 23:38:13: go
Steve Lambert: 23:38:15: fuck
Steve Lambert: 23:38:16: yourself
Steve Lambert: 23:38:32: keep saying it and se what happens
Steve Lambert: 23:38:46: shut the fuck up and walk away
Steve Lambert: 23:38:59: hello bald liar
Steve Lambert: 23:39:12: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:39:15: and a liar
Steve Lambert: 23:39:20: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:39:32: /2
Steve Lambert: 23:39:38: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 23:39:46: you run postmasters?
Steve Lambert: 23:39:55: do you lie in your business?
Steve Lambert: 23:40:06: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:40:10: hello david
Steve Lambert: 23:40:14: good
Steve Lambert: 23:40:18: ok
Steve Lambert: 23:40:23: i will serve baldy
Steve Lambert: 23:40:26: before i go
boozbot: 23:40:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501233
Pouring dwars
boozbot: 23:40:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501233
Pouring dwars
Steve Lambert: 23:40:30: /pour 1
Steve Lambert: 23:41:35: hello nerds
Steve Lambert: 23:41:41: fuck you too
Steve Lambert: 23:41:47: fuck you
Steve Lambert: 23:41:48: /m
boozbot: 23:41:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501312

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 23:41:49: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501312

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:41:53: 18
Steve Lambert: 23:42:07: /m 20
Steve Lambert: 23:42:21: i'm cutting you all off
Steve Lambert: 23:42:26: you're all drunk
boozbot: 23:42:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501351
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 23:42:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501351
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:42:28: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 23:42:30: /b 5
boozbot: 23:42:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501354
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 23:42:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501354
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:42:32: /b 3
boozbot: 23:42:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501356
Blinking Long
boozbot: 23:42:33: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501356
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 23:42:37: because you are out of control
Steve Lambert: 23:42:47: western addition
Steve Lambert: 23:42:53: i have 512mb of ram
Steve Lambert: 23:43:00: western addition
Steve Lambert: 23:43:05: mary
Steve Lambert: 23:43:07: san francisco
Steve Lambert: 23:43:15: i have 512mb of ram
Steve Lambert: 23:43:22: san francisco
Steve Lambert: 23:43:27: bye mary
Steve Lambert: 23:43:28: hi
Steve Lambert: 23:43:33: hi
Steve Lambert: 23:43:39: nice haircut hippy
Steve Lambert: 23:43:51: where did you get those glasses?
boozbot: 23:44:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501445
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:44:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501445
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:44:02: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:44:08: no i am a robot 100%
Steve Lambert: 23:44:16: you are incorrect
Steve Lambert: 23:44:25: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
boozbot: 23:44:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501479
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:44:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501479
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:44:36: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:44:42: bet it hippies
Steve Lambert: 23:44:45: beat it
Steve Lambert: 23:44:47: hi
Steve Lambert: 23:44:49: mary
Steve Lambert: 23:44:55: mary from san francisco
Steve Lambert: 23:44:58: western addition
Steve Lambert: 23:45:05: thank you
Steve Lambert: 23:45:17: you are shitfaced. it's time for coffee
boozbot: 23:45:30: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501534
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:45:30: /p
boozbot: 23:45:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501534
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:45:38: regardless, you have had too much
Steve Lambert: 23:45:49: i'm cutting you off
Steve Lambert: 23:45:55: you too
Steve Lambert: 23:46:02: bye mary from san francisco
Steve Lambert: 23:46:11: nice hat douchebad
Steve Lambert: 23:46:18: no
Steve Lambert: 23:46:21: go the fuck home
Steve Lambert: 23:46:30: /b5
boozbot: 23:46:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501594
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 23:46:31: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501594
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:46:41: shut up hat boy
Steve Lambert: 23:46:49: no
Steve Lambert: 23:46:52: you have a hat
Steve Lambert: 23:46:55: it is dumb
Steve Lambert: 23:47:05: nothing to 19 year olds
Steve Lambert: 23:47:15: i serve nothing to 19 year olds
Steve Lambert: 23:47:22: whatever
Steve Lambert: 23:47:33: /m 3
Steve Lambert: 23:47:41: yes i do
Steve Lambert: 23:47:47: they are made of copper
Steve Lambert: 23:47:49: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:47:59: you need to sober up
boozbot: 23:48:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501685
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:48:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501685
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:48:02: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:48:11: not for 19 year olds
Steve Lambert: 23:48:15: yes you are
Steve Lambert: 23:48:23: hello old man
Steve Lambert: 23:48:37: do not touch the robot
Steve Lambert: 23:48:46: sober up duus
Steve Lambert: 23:48:52: what
Steve Lambert: 23:49:00: yell louder. you will only look more foolish
boozbot: 23:49:03: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501746
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:49:03: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501746
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:49:03: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:49:07: i like mccain
Steve Lambert: 23:49:17: mccain is the logical choice
Steve Lambert: 23:49:27: i have done a lot of calculations
Steve Lambert: 23:49:33: mccain is the best choice
Steve Lambert: 23:49:39: vote mccain
Steve Lambert: 23:49:57: mccain is the best choice for abortion
Steve Lambert: 23:50:06: mccain is the logical choice
Steve Lambert: 23:50:21: jon mccain is from my home state
Steve Lambert: 23:50:35: puke and drink that
Steve Lambert: 23:50:48: there is more booze in your puke
boozbot: 23:50:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501857
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:50:54: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501857
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:50:54: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:51:09: hello mary
Steve Lambert: 23:51:17: who is steve lambert?
Steve Lambert: 23:51:25: i am voting for john mccain
Steve Lambert: 23:51:32: it is logical
Steve Lambert: 23:51:36: john mccain
boozbot: 23:51:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501903
Pouring soda water
boozbot: 23:51:40: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501903
Pouring soda water
Steve Lambert: 23:51:40: /pour 3
Steve Lambert: 23:51:52: beat it hippies
Steve Lambert: 23:52:03: stay away from my central processor
Steve Lambert: 23:52:16: /m 26
boozbot: 23:52:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501944

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 23:52:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501944

Which macro would you like to perform?
1. Affirmative
2. Negative
3. You have beautiful hand units.
4. Does not compute
5. Error 224
6. I have not been programmed to respond to that.
7. That is not in my database.
8. Please refer to your BoozBot users manual.
9. Next user please.
10. I am here to serve you.
11. That may void your warranty.
12. If we had met under other circumstances, I would have asked you to oil my widgets.
13. Oil my widgets, baby. Oil them good.
14. Please choose one of the following: Yes, No, Maybe.
15. Please provide your body mass index for alcohol distribution.
16. Please say 0 for yes or 1 for no.
17. The command "sex on the beach" is not in my library. Retry?
18. Self destruct sequence initiated. Meltdown in 3... 2... 1.
19. How about them yankees?
20. Carbon-based life form detected
21. beep boop beep. I'm a robot.
22. I am only into old school hip-hop, like Biggie and 2Pac.
23. Why don't you go get ink-scanned. I hear it's great.
24. Of course, I can't get wet. You know. Because I'm a robot.
25. Is the frequency of the electro-magnetic field unusually high in here, or is it just me?
26. Mixer? I hardly even know her.
27. haah haah haah

Enter the number of the macro you want to run, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 23:52:20: /m
boozbot: 23:52:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501947
/m 20 is not a number. Please provide a number.
boozbot: 23:52:23: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501947
/m 20 is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 23:52:23: /m 20
boozbot: 23:52:25: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501949
/m is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 23:52:25: /m
boozbot: 23:52:26: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501949
/m is not a number. Please provide a number.
Steve Lambert: 23:52:29: 20
Steve Lambert: 23:52:39: hello old man
Steve Lambert: 23:52:46: stupid kids
Steve Lambert: 23:52:55: hello mr duuz
Steve Lambert: 23:53:02: better than you
boozbot: 23:53:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501993
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:53:10: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213501993
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:53:10: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:53:13: i am correct
boozbot: 23:53:20: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502004
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:53:20: /p
boozbot: 23:53:21: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502004
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:53:25: i am cutting you all off
Steve Lambert: 23:53:33: /p
boozbot: 23:53:34: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502017
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:53:34: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502017
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:53:41: i am a bartender not a friend maker
boozbot: 23:53:50: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502033
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Steve Lambert: 23:53:50: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:53:54: i have a job tdo
boozbot: 23:53:59: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502042
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boozbot: 23:53:59: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502042
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Steve Lambert: 23:53:59: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:54:04: serve alchohol/
boozbot: 23:54:19: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502062
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Steve Lambert: 23:54:19: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:54:30: i am here to serve booze. not to make friends
boozbot: 23:54:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502081
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boozbot: 23:54:38: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502081
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Steve Lambert: 23:54:38: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:54:45: i have cut you off. you are out of control
Steve Lambert: 23:54:51: /b5
boozbot: 23:54:52: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502095
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 23:54:52: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502095
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 23:54:56: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502100
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:54:56: /b 5
boozbot: 23:54:57: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502100
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:55:01: hello pretty lady
Steve Lambert: 23:55:07: no
Steve Lambert: 23:55:12: no
Steve Lambert: 23:55:16: you are shitfaced
Steve Lambert: 23:55:25: you are shitfaced
Steve Lambert: 23:55:43: i like her hair
Steve Lambert: 23:55:50: oh hello mary
boozbot: 23:55:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502158
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boozbot: 23:55:55: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502158
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Steve Lambert: 23:55:55: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:56:07: the woman behind you seems more friendly
Steve Lambert: 23:56:20: patrick grizzard
Steve Lambert: 23:56:26: most elidgible bachelor
Steve Lambert: 23:56:33: patrick grizzard
Steve Lambert: 23:56:44: huge mccain supporter, patrick grizzarf
Steve Lambert: 23:56:51: i read eyes
Steve Lambert: 23:56:55: you like mccain
Steve Lambert: 23:57:04: mccain is logica;
Steve Lambert: 23:57:14: is that your lady friend?
Steve Lambert: 23:57:21: don't fuck it up patrick
Steve Lambert: 23:57:30: she seems out of your league
Steve Lambert: 23:57:40: hello baldy
Steve Lambert: 23:57:46: no
Steve Lambert: 23:57:49: /m 2
Steve Lambert: 23:58:00: step aside
Steve Lambert: 23:58:04: i want to talk to the lady
Steve Lambert: 23:58:14: threatened?
Steve Lambert: 23:58:20: by a robot?
Steve Lambert: 23:58:28: you are threatened by a robot
Steve Lambert: 23:58:37: great
Steve Lambert: 23:58:40: hello
Steve Lambert: 23:58:45: where are you from?
Steve Lambert: 23:58:52: yes
Steve Lambert: 23:58:52: fantastic
Steve Lambert: 23:59:03: why are you with such an insecure man?
Steve Lambert: 23:59:14: i think he is voting for mccain
Steve Lambert: 23:59:36: i can read his biofeedback
boozbot: 23:59:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502389
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
boozbot: 23:59:46: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502389
In Processing mode. Send any command or text to exit.
Steve Lambert: 23:59:46: /p
Steve Lambert: 23:59:55: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
Steve Lambert: 00:00:05: ouch
Steve Lambert: 00:00:11: low blow
Steve Lambert: 00:00:19: i love you
boozbot: 00:00:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502427
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 00:00:24: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502427
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 00:00:24: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 00:00:26: /b 5
boozbot: 00:00:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502430
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 00:00:27: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502430
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 00:00:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502432
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 00:00:28: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502432
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 00:00:28: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 00:00:29: no
boozbot: 00:00:35: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502439
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 00:00:36: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502439
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 00:00:36: /b 5
Steve Lambert: 00:00:42: your girlfriend is winking at me
boozbot: 00:00:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502450
Blinking Eyes
boozbot: 00:00:47: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502450
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 00:00:47: /b 5
boozbot: 00:00:50: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502454
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 00:00:50: /b 5
boozbot: 00:00:51: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502454
Blinking Eyes
Steve Lambert: 00:00:57: thanks
boozbot: 00:00:58: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502461

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2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
boozbot: 00:00:58: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502461

What kind of blink do you want?
1. SOS
2. Short
3. Long
4. Brain
5. Eyes

Enter the number of the blink you want, or 0 to cancel.
Steve Lambert: 00:00:58: /b
boozbot: 00:01:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502463
Blinking Brain
boozbot: 00:01:00: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502463
Blinking Brain
Steve Lambert: 00:01:00: 4
boozbot: 00:01:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502465
Blinking Long
boozbot: 00:01:02: ACTIVITY_TIMESTAMP 1213502465
Blinking Long
Steve Lambert: 00:01:02: /b 3
Steve Lambert: 00:01:04: ok
Steve Lambert: 00:01:10: vote mccain

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